Its funny to me and things I find interesting.: COMEBACKS FOR LAME PICKUP LINES

itsfunnytome:

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll…

(Source: misscellania.com)

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