davy verne.

(Source: innappropriatebehaviour)

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

ryan, you’re a babe.

ryan, you’re a babe.

swaggazzz:

this is the sweetest thing i’ve ever seen

itotallyrelate:

Expectation:

Reality:

icanrelate.info

(Source: horseblankets)

swirl-sweet:

This doesnt even need a caption. I think all girls know what this is..

THISS ^^

itsfunnytome:

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll…

(Source: misscellania.com)

ffoodd:

gkojaz:

(via likeneelyohara)

ffoodd:

gkojaz:

(via likeneelyohara)

roboshi:

typeandprint:

askcobyamiblaze:


ONLY 1 IN 10 CATS ARE BORN WITH BACON TAPED TO IT. GINGER HAS GONE THROUGH SEVERAL TREATMENTS BUT THERE IS NOT YET A CURE.
REBLOG OR YOU HAVE NO HEART
DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS. THIS IS A REAL ISSUE HERE.
ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS! 
90 PERCENT OF TUMBLR WOULD SCROLL PAST THIS. REBLOG IF YOURE THE 10 PERCENT THAT CARES. 


….But… But the bacon…. T-T

Poor kittyT_T

((In real life that kitty’s gonna be getting some free bacon in a second))

roboshi:

typeandprint:

askcobyamiblaze:

ONLY 1 IN 10 CATS ARE BORN WITH BACON TAPED TO IT. GINGER HAS GONE THROUGH SEVERAL TREATMENTS BUT THERE IS NOT YET A CURE.

REBLOG OR YOU HAVE NO HEART

DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS. THIS IS A REAL ISSUE HERE.

ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS! 

90 PERCENT OF TUMBLR WOULD SCROLL PAST THIS. REBLOG IF YOURE THE 10 PERCENT THAT CARES.


….But… But the bacon…. T-T

Poor kittyT_T

((In real life that kitty’s gonna be getting some free bacon in a second))